Stop Talking Shit to Yourself

A 4-week tele-class to change the way you think...and change your life

When I was 14 years-old, the summer before my freshman year of high school, my parents dropped me off at my new school for tennis team try-outs. I’d been playing since I was 3 and was pretty good by then. I had never been in any kind of tournament and pretty much the only person that I had played against was my dad or whatever tennis teacher I had over the years. So, trying out for the team was new territory.

Here I am at 3 years old. Awesome romper, don’t you think?

As I walked closer to the courts, I saw the other girls playing. I saw the coach. I didn’t know anyone. Fear and anxiety grew worse and worse as I got closer to the gate. Finally, the voice in my head grew so loud, I turned around and called my dad to come pick me up.That was the day I quit tennis forever.What could possibly have made me so paralyzed in fear, that I left try-outs and quit a sport that I loved?It was simply my thoughts. In my mind, I thought:

“I’m not good enough”
“These girls are better than me”
“What if I lose a match?”
“What if I suck in front of everyone?”
“All these years of lessons, I’ll probably disappoint my parents”

Sound familiar? Maybe it wasn’t tennis for you, but I’m sure you can relate to something in your life where those negative voices have held you back. If you’re anything like me, you’ve struggled with perfectionism, achievement addiction, needing outside approval, body image issues, lack of confidence and low self-esteem. And to top it off you think most women have all those things figured out, but you don’t. Which makes the voices even louder.

Well, I’m here to tell you, most of them don’t have it all figured out. And where all this insecurity stems from, is the conversation that’s happening in your head. I totally get it because I had those same conversations with myself throughout my teens and 20’s, and several years ago I finally experienced the lessons I needed to turn it around and that, my friend, is when everything changed. AND what I’d love to teach you!

I’ve coined the phrase, “Kick Your Gremlin’s Ass” because we all have an inner-critic that needs a good ass kicking. This “gremlin” has been in the driver’s seat of your life for too long, paralyzing you in indecision, keeping you “small” and generally making you feel like shit. On this topic I’ve written an eBook, a workbook, created a 30-Day ECourse and taught a 4-week telecourse, all last year. What I’ve got for you now is…

 

Kick Your Gremlin’s Ass:

Manage Your Inner-Critic to Live Your Kick-Ass Life 2.0


What you’ll get:

  • 4 live 75-minute calls- a mix of curriculum and laser coaching on this topic. (All calls will be recorded and sent to you)
  • Calls will be Thursdays at 12:00 PT (3:00 ET) on October 11th, 18th, 25th and November 1st. Don’t worry if you have to miss a call, the recording will be sent to you by the next day.
  • A secret Facebook group where we will meet to support each other, celebrate victories, trade advice and experience, ask questions + more. No matter what’s got you stuck, the community and I are here to get you rolling again.
  • PLUS you’ll be a part of the “Kick Your Gremlin’s Ass” course forever. Any time I teach this class again you will be invited to participate in the calls and be a member of the private Facebook group. Free. Forever.

$247

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By showing up and doing this work, you will:

  • Stop looking in the mirror and hating the reflection that you see.
  • Have less chatter in your head that constantly compares you to everyone else.
  • You’ll figure out if it’s just “your protector” pushing you to be your best, or what you truly want.
  • When triggered by certain people or situations, you won’t have to live in self-doubt or self-loathing.
  • Start seeing what your own, personal gremlin looks like and quickly know when it’s talking.
  • Be able to make decisions that have been paralyzing you, and not be weighed down by guilt and fear.
  • When you do hear your gremlin, you’ll recognize it and be able to bounce back quickly.
  • Start being able to get what you want in your life because you won’t be so held back by negative self talk.
  • Be WELL on your way to defining and living your own kick-ass life!

Check out what people have said about this class…

“Before I signed up for the Kick Your Gremlin’s Ass class, I knew I had a nasty inner critic holding me back from having the life I wanted. I was very aware that this negative voice was sabotaging my personal happiness and my relationships, and it was keeping me from fully accepting and loving myself, but I didn’t know how to quiet it. This course provided me with so many useful exercises and tools to face my gremlin head-on and to take away its power to keep me down. Now, I have a better understanding of my triggers, and I’m able to decipher between my gremlin’s stories and my truth. This course helped me learn how to cut myself more slack. Andrea gave me things that I can use on a daily basis to manage my gremlin and to feel empowered instead of defeated (I loved the future-self visualization). I truly do feel more equipped to trust myself and to take charge of my life and my happiness. I will refer to what I learned often in the days and months ahead. Thanks, Andrea, for your passion and authenticity and for all the awesome gremlin-managing tools!”* –Stephanie S. Minneapolis, MN



Your life follows your thoughts. Your reality is being driven by what is swirling around in your mind. If you’re NOT where you are in your life, if you’re AFRAID to go after what you really want, or if you have NO FREAKIN’ CLUE what it even is that you want- I guarantee your negative self-talk and limiting beliefs are the cause. It doesn’t have to be this way!

YOU get to choose your thoughts! Even in small pink rooms with yellow bubble wallpaper…

 

$247

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“Before I did this class, I was stuck in constant (and I mean CONSTANT) negativity and it felt like I’d never have any reprieve. I thought these negative voices were all coming from me and it was my own conscience trying to ‘keep me on track’ and ‘keep me in my place’. I now know that this negative voice wasn’t actually coming from me. Learning that there is a difference between my “gremlin” and my intuition is one of the most useful tools I acquired, as well as discovering that in order for any positive changes to occur in your life, you must at least be on the path toward self-love. Awareness is a small step towards change, and I can definitely say that I am much more aware now than I was before!”* –Ola M., Toronto, ON

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BONUS #1

  • Upon registration you’ll receive the “Kick Your Gremlin’s Ass” ebook, workbook and audio ($74 value).


BONUS #2

  • The first FIVE women that register will receive a free, 45-minute coaching call with me. Topic of your choice. ($175 value). Update! All 5 spots have been filled! 

BONUS #3

  • Register before October 3rd and you’ll get in on a bonus Master Mind call I’ll be hosting one week before class actually begins!  ($175 value)

 

If you decided to work 1:1 with me on this topic, all of this, including bonuses would cost you $1,400. You get all of this for under $200!!

$247

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For the sake of total transparency, I only want women in this course who are truly ready for this work. This course is NOT for you if:

  • You have deep rooted issues that would better be served in therapy or counseling.
  • You need lots of hand holding and one-on-one attention.
  • You aren’t ready to commit to doing the internal work it takes to make changes.
*Please know that if this is you, there is NOTHING wrong with you, it’s just where you are on your journey!

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And as always, if you no likey- you can get your money back. 14 day money back guarantee! No risk!

Hugs and ass kicking,

 

 

 

 

P.S. So, for the price of a pair of designer jeans, you can change your life. Just sayin’.

P.P.S. For some comic relief, check out my (not-so) excellent acting skills in this video starring me + my gremlin…
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